Merry Christmas!
Q: How do snowmen travel with their girlfriends?
A: On an 'Icicle built for 2'!
Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claus-trophobia!
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: How do snowmen travel with their girlfriends?
A: On an 'Icicle built for 2'!
Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claus-trophobia!
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?
A: Frost-bite!
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